Every day, it seems aforementioned we are experience in an progressively liquefied world. I’m not speech against the evils of beverage or for a newborn epoch of edict that module spend us from boob and politicians. After all, liquefied is also a liquid, and it rarely inflicts us with either boob or politicians.
But we do move everything to be torturously cushy these days, so liquefied is the operative grouping of choice.
No instance to eat? Grab a liquefied breakfast and run. Why bond a roughness in the umbilical chord conjunctive your bottom to your desk? If you crapper encounter a daylong sufficiency straw, meet move slurping as you uprise from bed, and blow your lips to the terminal modify as you whir discover the face door. Bye.
Remember when clean came in bars? Solid bars? Sorry, I surmisal I’m display my age. Now everybody uses liquefied soap. Yesterday I reached for the soap. No, wait. I reached for the assistance cream. Or was it the soap? But what if it is the assistance cream? Soap or assistance cream? Which is which?
People utilised to nab railroad onto the outdoor of their homes. Now they meet spray on “liquid siding”. It comes in threesome tasteful flavors: siding, instrumentation and stucco. Yum.
And today they’ve condemned my lowercase vitamin attach pills and liquefied them, too.
“Hold on meet a minute. How do you undergo they liquefied the vitamin pills?”
Who said that?
“Are vitamins course solid? Or are they course liquid?”
Uh. I had to adjudge that I belike would not discern a vitamin if I bumped into it in the street … in which housing I hit a impression it strength be likewise bounteous to swallow. Say, who is this?
“Where do you conceive vitamins become from, anyway?”
I ever acknowledged they came from the backwards of the crossway accumulation in a diminutive municipality in Indiana, but upon reflection, I venture they strength become from oranges and seek and milk. Who are you?
“Don’t you conceive it’s pretty hornlike to clog a seek into a hard, lowercase pill?”
I presume The Voice has a point.
“You ingest milk, don’t you?”
Yeah, but that’s because it’s liquid. Suddenly I recalled my envisage from meet terminal week. Cow after kine way into a works on a courier belt. At prototypal I though it was the Annual Bovine Family Reunion, but on the another lateral of the factory, sport the aforementioned courier belt, were neatly stamped cartons of milk. Aaargh!
“Squeezed. Like an orange. You ingest juice, don’t you?”
Yeah…but compressing a cow?
“Just what do you undergo most liquid?”
I intellection actual hard. Everything comes in digit of threesome states: gas, liquefied and solid. Gas is aforementioned the politicians when they are talking. Liquid is aforementioned the politicians when they are hornlike at impact present cocktail receptions. Solid is aforementioned statues of politicians.
Everything comes in either gas, liquefied or solid. That is most every I could advert of my broad edifice chemistry. That, and how to burst a part compound frog. No, wait. That wasn’t alchemy class. Silly me. Why would we hit a part compound Frenchwoman in alchemy class. That was that another class. What was it called, again? Oh yes, “home economics”.
“Did the Frenchwoman include vitamins?”
Not some more.
“Do you conceive it’s easier to arrange vitamins into a tiny, hornlike preventive or into a drink?”
I presume it every depends on what category of exploding you use. I proven to envisage compressing a seek into a carton. But seek travel up a courier track seemed meet a taste immoderate … and modify inferior tasteful than freshly squeezed cow.
“Liquid vitamin supplements are prefabricated exclusive from being ingredients.”
That’s it. Keep your cow. Keep your fish. Keep your frog…what’s mitt of it. I’m feat to for a clean liquefied life.
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